Sexually Excited?

Is it true that an external factor can give a boost to your libido? Can something you do, eat, see or feel make you feel excited?  Can certain foods, drugs and scents really increase sexual desire? Millions of people swear they can, but the scientific evidence is still in question.

I am not a horny scientist, nor a horny philosopher, but if you ask me, I’d say it does! It can increase our sexual desires!!!

Cultures throughout the ages have used aphrodisiacs to increase their sex drive and sexual excitement. Ancient Romans were said to use aphrodisiacs such as hippo snouts and hyena eyeballs. And the Chinese used Rhino horns (no wonder they are on the verge of extinction now). Of course I don't know how or what they did with these to get sexually excited, so don't even bother to ask me!

When it comes to aphrodisiacs, our main interest goes towards food. It is believed that some food can "turn you on" when consumed. According to archaeologists, our ancestors believed that "If it looks like a sex organ, it must have something sexual about it".

*giGGles* Quite stupid, I know. And they even try to explain it all.

Avocados are believed to be an aphrodisiac because it hangs in pairs when on the tree, resembling a male testicle.
Bananas, Carrots, Cucumbers, have a phallic shape.
Figs when opened in halves resembles a female sex organ.
Oysters too, when opened can resemble a female sex organ (for some people).
Dark Chocolate is an aphrodisiac too. It helps you to feel good, and if you are in the mood, you could end up having GOOD SEX!!!
Pineapple Juice is NOT an aphrodisiac. But you guys might want to drink it more. It helps with impotence. *winks*

...and the list goes on.

An aphrodisiac can be something we see, hear, feel, think, touch, smell, and taste or anything that can be sexually stimulating.

A Good example can be the Human Pheromones. Something excreted from your body which can attract and excite someone from the opposite sex (or even could be someone from the same sex). Most people believe that human pheromones are in the sweat.

If you really want to know if it works, just run your fingers on your balls when you are all sweaty and stick your fingers to the nose of someone else. They will pull back, BUT involuntarily will come back to smell your fingers again.

Who would want to smell something if it stank. Isn't it the pheromones that brought that someone to smell it again? If they came back to smell it, it’s up to you to move it to the next level and see if that someone was sexually stimulated!

*Evil Grin*

An Excuse!!

YES! It has been quite sometime since I’ve been able to write anything here. Been very busy the past month trying to adapt to a new life – having to work in the night and sleep in the day time.

Sex Appeal

It is believed that what you wear gives you a lot of points when someone is rating your sex appeal. And believing this, a lot of us do spend of a lot of our money and our precious time on shopping (being unable to decide what to be bought. Not knowing to choose if this is the best, or what you saw in the other shop is the best). Sorry that I have to say this, but the girls do this more than the guys.

It is not always about what we wear. It is all about dressing up in a way that matches a lot with yourself, your personality. Showing what u needs to show off. Your assets.

Imagine an extremely skinny girl wearing a mini skirt. Do you think her extra bony legs will be sexy? Does she really have to show off her legs to make herself look sexy? I doubt that.

In case the girls haven't realized it, you girls don't really have to work too much on yourself to make yourself look sexy. Be as simple as you can be! Wearing a men's shirt buttoned halfway, with your bare legs exposed and with the mascara from the previous night faded can still make you look extremely sexy. It is as simple as that.

But it is not like that for a guy. Imagine your boyfriend or husband coming out of the room wearing your tube top and your bikini bottom and when he gets your attention, spanks himself, takes a deep breath *hmmmm* and says, "wanna share the bigger half.... of the meat?” *winks*

How scary can that be!!!!

Time Travelling : To Which Era

This has been a random question that I've been asking my friends when we are out at the coffees. There are too many theories about time traveling, but none has been proved. I don't think too many people has even tried it.

Time traveling is the idea of moving forward or backwards in time by moving through space. Like said before, this has never been proved. So different people came up with their own different theories. Out of these, what interests me most is the theory of special relativity and the parallel universe theory.

We never bothered to go too deep into the theories. My question was, If time traveling was possible, which era's of time would you like to see and experience for yourself?

If I get to time travel, I'd at least want to see 4 periods in time. Three from the past, and one is yet to come.

Woodstock '69 (thee days of peace). I wouldn't miss a chance to see Janis Joplin, Country Joe, Jimmy Hendrix, Joe Cocker or John Sebastian performing live in front of a crowd which had more than 300,000 people. I've downloaded and watched the concert, but first hand experience is what I'd prefer ;)

The next would be the time when Prophet Mohamed and his followers walked into Mecca, without a war, when the non-Islamics ruled the place. I'd love to see what happens to Abu-Jahulu's 'face' when he saw the prophet and the few men walking in.

The third era from the past is the era of Prophet Moosa (Moses). All the miracles that happened at that time. The black magic (fanditha / sihuru) challenge with the sorcerers from his land. The sea split. The clones of one of the Pharaoh's warriors, if Haamaan really looked so much like 'Mahurabu Ibbe', etc, etc.

The only era i want to have a look from the future is the time when anti-Christ (dhajjal) is free and in action. How he tricks the people with his fake, godly powers. Showing the people heaven and hell while what he shows for a heaven is the real hell and his hell is the real heaven. Out of all, I'd want to see the anti-Christ splitting the pure Muslim man into two, and bringing him back to life to prove his followers that he is the almighty god; And its final moment when Prophet Easa (Jesus) comes out to defeat the anti-Christ with not much of a fight.

This is just what I would want to see for myself. Which era would u prefer to travel to?

Maldives Myths

A demon (Rannamaari) which arose from the sea, at least once every month haunted the Maldives. There are no talks about how it haunted, but things changed when an unknown agreement was done between the demon and the king who ruled back then. Sacrifice a young Maldivian girl every month and it will not harm the rest.

Every month, the king and his advisories will choose one girl and keep her alone in an isolated temple which is said to be located in the east end (Raalhugandu point) of Male’ . At dawn, the family will come to take back the dead body of the girl. This kept going on for a while until a Moroccan named Abu-al-barakat heard about this. He was staying with a Maldivian family, and a girl from that house was chosen.

When Abu-al-barakat heard about this, he claimed that he can 'exorcise' the demon and told the family that he would take place of the girl and go into the temple. When the demon appeared, he started to recite verses from the Quran and the demon left the Maldives forever and because of this, the King insisted all the Maldivians to convert to Islam.

A demon. Exorcism. Interesting myth. A good cover up.

Was Maldives ever haunted? Was there a demon? Rannamaari is the demon, or was it the king?

I believe that this is part of a sex scandal by the king and his advisories. They used their power and their wealth to scare the people into believing that they have to sacrifice their virgin daughters, one each month. They will rape the girl in the temple and then kill her when they are done.

This went on until the king had to meet Abu-al-barakat in the temple. Knowing who the demon was, Abu-al-barakat threatened the demon (the king) that he and his people should convert into Islam, or else, he will spread the word.

I guess it is more realistic when we replace the demon, with a guy. But the question is, why do our history has to be so embarrassing? The tale of Rannamaari, the foolhudhigu handi, worshiping dicks. Its just unbelievable.

*sigh*

Extinct Maldives

Maldives has a small population of an estimated value of 359,008 for July 2006. Almost more than 20% of this figure lives in the capital Male' which is which is less than 2 square kilometers.

It won’t be a lie to say that more than 30% of the youth is into drugs and more than 50% is sexually active. Now, Injecting needles for pleasure and having sex among groups is very common.

But it is a pain to know that, with all kinds of people around, knowing that people won’t stop these habits easily, the government faces a lot of trouble because it is almost impossible for them to do any awareness programs for the youth, knowing that we are said to be a 100% Muslim nation, asking the youths not to share the same needles or asking them to wear condoms when having sex is wrong. That’s like promoting safe sex and safer ways to abuse drugs.

Recent survey done by some high profiled organizations showed that something like 3% of the Maldivian population is gay. This is something we should really worry about. For a population so small, 3% is a huge figure. (Not relevant to this article, but I thought I might add this, because of the high figures.)

“Friends with benefits”, “sharing friends”, etc, etc, is a reason to worry about too. Most of the youth hates the condoms. “Doesn’t give the right feelings!” they say. But in 2001 there were around 100 HIV positive cases in the Maldives, and I believe that it would have grown hugely by now.

With a lot of needle injectors around, with a lot of the people who has not very safe sex, with a lot of friends with benefits and a lot of sharing friends, things could turn out into a disaster in the Maldives.

Imagine what it will do to us, if HIV gets too common here!!! Think about it! Who will take the responsibility? Definitely not me. I’ve done my work. This is my share to aware you.

Fucking Low Life

After a full weekend, we all will be feeling very refreshed and motivated to work on a Sunday. But as the days goes by, you would barely be able to give 50% of your concentration to the work you are doing. That sucks!

Out of seven days in a week, we work 5 days and the remaining 2 days are the weekends. That’s a ratio of 5:2 and I think that it’s a bit harsh on us (yea, I am lazy), and the output of what we do during the month is almost enough for our basic needs.

We need to pass a new constitution which says that “Tuesday" is also made a weekend. So, then it will be Friday, Saturday and Tuesday. A ratio of 4:3 and which is more reasonable for us, "fucking assistants". Work on Sunday and Monday, rest on Tuesday, get back to work on Wednesday and Thursday, and then take a bigger break on Friday and Saturday. I am sure that we would be more effective, creative and motivated and this will lead the company to be more productive.

There are almost 1200 islands in the Maldives from which only around 200 are inhabited by the civilians. Around 80 operating resorts and something like 50 to be opened in the near future. When we do the calculation, it still gives us 870 untouched, beautiful uninhabited islands with the same white sandy beaches we find in the resorts.

What will happen if we lease these islands to the foreign investors who are drooling to do business in the Maldives? For something very feasible, something like Tourism.

I am very sure the intake of the money flow will be almost unstoppable (which is good, and how we want it to be). With 870 islands leased, I think we will be making billions and billions of dollars per month as profit (which I am sure is something we've never dreamed of).

With a huge inflow of money like that, I don't think we will have to work to earn the amount of money we are getting right now. The government will take full responsibility over the at least 318,000 citizens of the Republic of Maldives. From the profit, take around 40% and share it equally among the citizens.

I am again assuming that this will give us around RF6000 per head for a full grown and RF4500 per head for anyone younger, including the toddlers. This is a guaranteed income for every family. (Of course, someone will have to work to operate a business, and these investors will employ Maldivians, rather than recruiting some foreigners to do all the work.)

I am sure that the total of what a family gets would be more than what a normal family will get right now, by working their arse off everyday. Plus, include into this what u will get by working. You will be filthy rich in no time!

I am TIRED OF BEING A FUCKING LOW LIFE. Make me the president and we Maldivians will be the laziest bunch of the richest assholes on earth!!!

*giGGles*

Does It Matter?

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're o.k.
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away

They can beg and they can plead
But they cant see the light, that's right
cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always mister right, cause we are

Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Part of the lyrics from Madonna's hit song, "Material Girl".

*****

Why are we humans so materialistic? Why is the current/new generation being too materialistic?
Am I being one of them? I wouldn't know. *sigh*

Does it matter if I
...wear worn out clothes or nice & labeled clothes?
...come from a poor family or from a rich family?
...lives in a shack or a 10 story building
...walk, ride a bike, owns a car or a truck?
...owns a cash card or a credit card?
...if my credit limit is of USD2000 or USD25,000

does it really matter? Do we really need to be living a very fancy life if we are to be successful. I wonder!!!

Nature's Biggest Pervert

Wind blowing on a tree will be a good scene to film, or even capturing it as a photograph will not disappoint you. A wind blown hair will look sexy (on a girl), and the staring eyes on you will not make you feel bad, or even embarrassed.

Though wind can make you happy at times, it also might be involved in your most embarrassing moments. As the most arrogant element known to me, it does not need permission to roam around anywhere it wants to, does what ever it likes to, and even to destroy anything in its path when it is in its worst mood. (And yes, I know, none of that is embarrassing).

I've asked around a few girls I know about their most embarrassing moment, and their answers were mostly "wind blown skirts!!!" And most of the time it was when they were in their school uniforms.

They walk to school (or to home) with the gang they hang around, gossiping, updating each other, giggling, 'woohoo-ing' to the people who walks by, ruling the roads which they walks on, having no idea what might happen next.

In the middle of all the fun, giving no hints, or with no warnings, it catches up with them (unnoticeable even when it comes from the front), AAAAAaaaaaaiiiiii!!!, BLOWS UP THEIR SKIRT.

All the fun is over, and its time to hide. Blushing terribly, cursing the wind, walks back home with their eyes on the ground, 4 feet in front of them, hoping no one saw the pervert in action, and changes the route to school for about 2 to 3 weeks.

Thank god, that I am a boy, and that we are not Scottish!

*giGGles*

Thanx to Noor, for the very creative conversation we had. Cheers!!!

The Darker Times of Life. *sigh*

I've surfed around browsing through the blogs on MvBlogs and realized that there is a hint of poetry on every single one of them. Some of them are good, some not so good *eye rolls*, some very touching, some funny and some which only the poet knows whats it is about. And the good thing is, most of these are really good read.

Seems like posting poetry is an essential of a blog.

So, I am guessing that this blog will not be just another regular blog if I does not post a poem on it. This is the one & only poem i wrote and was written from our days in LockForum dedicating it to all the the peoples on the forum who was depressed of life.

karunayaa nulaa gislaa ma roaa ruin
______hayaathuge hithi thajuribaathah nufili handhaanun
kanneyoluga ba'dhaigen baalees kolleee foaa
______lolun nu-nikun karuna, angain feybi choaa
baajjaveri hayaathakah edhemun kuri fonihiyaalu
______adi akah fahu adi-gandeh aee dhiyaeemaa pyaaru!!
nimun genna fahu nimmumakahvee suicide
______suicide note akahvee "ma veemay varah like"
dhuvegos genaee athah heyvaru fala roanu
______jahan nayngumun malhi.. haynfeshee "hoanu"

thats it! hope u guyz enjoyed it

cheers!!!